About the guide
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About the guide
The Guide Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:25 pm
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Rubi-Ka, is a wholly remarkable book.
In fact, it was probably the most remarkable book ever to come out of the publishing corporations on Rubi-Ka. Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one - more popular than The Atrox Cabbage Care Guide, better selling than Fifty-three More Things to do in The Battlestation, and more controversial than Captain Lasliana McCovery's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters Where Funcom Went Wrong, Some More of Funcom's Greatest Mistakes and Where Are Those Hamsters Anyway?
In many of the more relaxed villages and outposts on Rubi-Ka, the Hitchhiker's Guide to Rubi-Ka has already supplanted the great Encyclopaedia 'Ka as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian book in two important respects.
First, it is slightly cheaper; and secondly it has the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.
This guide was written by Agrestus, and inspired by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. If you're wondering what's up with the bizarre, burning colour scheme, it's actually based off the book itself.
In fact, it was probably the most remarkable book ever to come out of the publishing corporations on Rubi-Ka. Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one - more popular than The Atrox Cabbage Care Guide, better selling than Fifty-three More Things to do in The Battlestation, and more controversial than Captain Lasliana McCovery's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters Where Funcom Went Wrong, Some More of Funcom's Greatest Mistakes and Where Are Those Hamsters Anyway?
In many of the more relaxed villages and outposts on Rubi-Ka, the Hitchhiker's Guide to Rubi-Ka has already supplanted the great Encyclopaedia 'Ka as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian book in two important respects.
First, it is slightly cheaper; and secondly it has the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.
This guide was written by Agrestus, and inspired by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. If you're wondering what's up with the bizarre, burning colour scheme, it's actually based off the book itself.
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